http://www.limerickdb.com/?top150 There once was a buggy AI Who decided her subject should die. When the plot was uncovered, The subjected discovered That sadly the cake was a lie. There once was a writer whose fanfic Was enough to make even Japan sick. His slashfic (Link/Ganon) Was clearly non-canon; In the games, Link's not hungry for man-dick. The result when you add one to e raised to the power of three point one four one five nine two times i is zero (approximately) A preoccupied vegan named Hugh picked up the wrong sandwich to chew. He took a big bite before spitting, in fright, "OMG, WTF, BBQ!" If a pendulum's swinging quite free Then it's always a marvel to me That each tick plus each tock Of the grandfather clock Is 2 pi root L over g. At the party, some girls got out Twister and I joined, although one was my sister. It may be the drinks But I heard "right hand pink" And the only way out was to fist her. If you catch a Chinchilla in Chile And cut off its beard, willy-nilly You can honestly say That you have just made A Chilean Chinchilla's chin chilly There once was a sysadmin, Eddie, Who could strip, touch and finger real steady. But when it came to the mount, (From his sweetheart's account), It was always "Device is not ready". There once was a plumber from Brie, Who was plumbing a lass by the sea, She cried "Plumber, stop plumbing, There's somebody coming!" Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me." A flea and a fly in a flue Were imprisoned, so what could they do? Said the fly, "Let us flee!" "Let us fly," said the flea, So they flew through a flaw in the flue There once was a man from the Keys Who said to his girl, on her knees, "It would give me great bliss If while playing with this You would pay some attention to these." The meanings of "q" are replete It denotes sometimes charge, sometimes heat A quality factor A phonon wave vector Or just any coordinate you meet What I'd love is a wormhole in space in a very particular place. I'd try to contrive it so one end's at my privates and the other's attached to my face. A student as smart as could be Had to integrate x to the 3 He said "x to the 4 over 4, I am sure" But was off by a constant of C. There once was a young lad name Turing Who didn't find lasses alluring He chose suicide After they killed his inside So much for society's "curing" There once was a linguist from Kent whose evenings were frequently spent between women's thighs till they said with a sigh "A linguist, but cunning you 'ent". Brad "CyberWrath" Cutler on me: -------------------------------------------- there once was a marshmallow on nuke his teammates often made him puke they said "fire in the hole" marsh ran into a pole and was promptly TK'ed by a gook On Randy "Discombobulator" Buikema: --------------------------------------------- there once was a man named randy whose aim was so shaky, 'twas dandy he sprayed at the wall but nobody would fall except a Terrorist behind him. How handy! Brian "Line" Song on me: ----------------------------------------- there once twas a man named snow whose clutch powers he tried to show a teammate named glugs confused nades for hugs and to heaven did snow straight go